The Sort A Fresh is a grocery store.
- Goatee Nestor - assistant deputy manager
- Goatee Scaredy (never has seen) - head stacker
- Goatee Mildred - cashier
- Goatee Buck - janitor
- Goatee Hatton - unknown
- Goatee Walter - unknown
- The Sort A Fresh is the opposite of the Stash "N" Hoard.